I just had a really good orgasm.

I've never actually made it to the end of this Kink video before, so I'm just watching the closing interview just 'cause I want to know what they have to say about the shoot that's so hot I can't get past the first scene.

I'm just gonna sit around naked and watch Hercules and drink root beer.

I just went out to buy cat food in a black lace push-up bra.

I just heard from Hot Doctor (leapt out of the shower while all soapy to answer the phone) and Hrothgar made it, but there was a sizable mass on the right uterine horn so we're going to send it out for a histopath.

My name is on a poster.

Oh, but Mary, there's a summer drawing to an end tonight, and there's so much that I long to do to you.

Today is Tuesday and I plan on staying home and looking at pictures of attractive individuals all day.

I am also woefully behind in posting all of the Tom Brady pictures I have downloaded in the last few weeks.

I can state more because the professor is calling the office to see why our room is so damn hot.